This is an alphabetical list of people I make reference to in my entries and brief explanations of who they are:

B: I love this man. He's way better than your shitty boyfriend and he has a big penis!

Dad: Self explanatory. He's not a very good dad. He and my mom are divorced, and he recently had a new kid with his girlfriend.

G: Forty year old roommate who used to work at the comic book store B likes to hang out in. His kids are cute and his ex-wife is maybe crazy.

IR: Former roommate. I don't like him. He's in some kind of sinister, weird relationship with L.

L: B's ex-girlfriend. We were good friends for a while, until B and I started dating. Then she yelled at us and dropped out of law school.

LN: A friend I met at the coffee shop. She likes good music. Her girlfriend intimidates me.

M: My ex-boyfriend. We dated for several years. I'm going to say that relationship was a learning experience and leave it at that.

MC: My best internet-friend from Illinois. He gives sound advice, and loves being regaled with tales of the train wreck that is S.

Mom: The woman from whose vagina I once emerged. As I get older, I realize I'm alarmingly similar to her, and I mind it less and less as the years pass. We're also on much better terms since I moved out of her house.

Pilgrim: My betta. He is blue. He lives in a fishbowl with black and pink rocks and glassy red pebbles. He has a white castle. I got him on Thanksgiving 2007.

S: An idiot little girl and a liar who needs to grow the before she destroys everything in her life. On again off again best friend.

Sunlight: This really cute Argentinian guy whose virginity I took.

V: My little brother (born 1990 and not to be confused with my half-brother) who is the coolest kid on the block.

Y: The girl who used to live in G's room. She once told me she felt as close to me as she does to her sister. That's epic. I miss her.

Explanations are subject to change and list is subject to grow as life happens or I meet and mention more people.