The horrible asshole cunt twat boss lady is gone. I'm free!

I totally got one over on her, too, while I was drunk. She was talking about having some sexxxx with someone from here before she moved away, and I offered to tell some random creeper guy at the bar that she wanted to suck his dick.

I'm such an asshole when I'm drunk. She was super-offended. So great.

Also, I guess my boyfriend fucked this girl (good friend, with whom we've had a couple 3 ways) today while I was not here.

I'm trying to be totally cool with this.

My response when he told me, "Well that's weird. I'm okay with it, but don't do that again unless I'm here."