2008-04-03 - Fuck you and your fucking fuck, fucker.
2008-03-31 - oh my god it's a bottle
2008-03-29 - Panic mode.
2008-03-13 - I have to become ridiculously wealthy.
2008-03-10 - I think that would fix it.
2008-03-08 - The Flaccid Unicorn from the Thrift Store
2008-03-07 - Small world story of the year.
2008-03-07 - On dirty, lying sonofabitches.
2008-03-07 - He always runs up the stairs.
2008-03-06 - I am a corn dog. You are a pop tart.
2008-03-05 - Another forced entry. I feel blah. BLAH.

Bygone Years:

2006:
July August September October November December

2007:
January February March April May June July August September October November December

2008:
January February March April May June July August September October November December

2009:
January February