I got a speeding ticket today. 48 in a 35. It's $163.50 and of course I don't have that kind of money to just throw around so I'm going to take the online driver's course for $34.95 instead.

Also, I baked (from scratch) horrible mutant retard gingerbread men today. Can't say I've got the steadiest decorating hands, but most of the mutant retards came out kinda cute. B and I have already eaten the girl-whose-dress-is-going-up-so-you-
can-see-her-panties and Bobby Flay and dickgirl and modern-art-squiggly-line-man.

Plus they taste awesome.

I also learned today that molasses smells nothing like the way it tastes.