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Know what I hate? Mottos, mantras, phrases (like the one above) that people stick on buttons that are supposed to be clever or bad ass but are really nothing but the personal philosophies of complete and utter fucktards. These phrases managed to make it into the mainstream because they are the mainstream. Most people find it wonderfully delightful and easy to relate to this shit. Let's take a moment to analyze some of the button phrases from here in my own place of employ: I BLAME MY PARENTS DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT A CLEAN HOUSE IS A SIGN OF A WASTED LIFE WILL WORK FOR WORLD PEACE We sell other, me-approved buttons as well. Why, just the other day, I bought one that says, "no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats." Isn't that cute? And so true? Okay, really, I'm sorry. I don't actually give a crap about the buttons. I just didn't have anything to write about that I haven't said before. This diary's presented to a public forum so I'm writing as much for me as I am for my audience, and I didn't want you to get bored. *sniff*
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